Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
