i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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