Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Randomize
