these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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