..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
...so i touched it.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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