oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
its not stalking. its research.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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