He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
try to milk me bitch
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