How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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