what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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