I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Sober January is a disaster.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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