He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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