I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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