saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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