come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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