where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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