READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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