how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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