Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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