PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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