My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
