The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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