Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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