I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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