ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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