is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Well I just put wine in my tea
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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