Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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