do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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