I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize
