do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
