he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize
