just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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