Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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