Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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