You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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