i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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