I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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