Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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