Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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