ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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