so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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