It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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