I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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