Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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