summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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