hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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