She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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