Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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