i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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