so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
