Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Randomize
