Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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