you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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