do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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