I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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