I hope mine doesn't look like that
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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