It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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